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James Thurber
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James Thurber
Age: 66 †
Born: 1894
Born: December 18
Died: 1961
Died: November 2
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James Grover Thurber
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand.
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I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.
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The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.
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Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.
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Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog
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Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.
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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
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Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.
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Love is what you've been through with somebody.
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Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't act sorry.
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This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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American girls often marry someone they can't stand to spite someone they can.
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He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
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