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Don't get it right, just get it written.
James Thurber
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James Thurber
Age: 66 †
Born: 1894
Born: December 18
Died: 1961
Died: November 2
Autobiographer
Cartoonist
Drawer
Humorist
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Columbus
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James Grover Thurber
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Comedy
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If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.
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Looks can be deceiving it's eating that's believing.
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The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog
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Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.
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I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Love is what you've been through with somebody.
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Editing should be, especially in the case of old writers, a counselling rather than a collaborating task. The tendency of the writer-editor to collaborate is natural, but he should say to himself, 'How can I help this writer to say it better in his own style?' and avoid 'How can I show him how I would write it, if it were my piece?'
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can't find out anything about it.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
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God bless... God damn.
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Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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