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Don't get it right, just get it written.
James Thurber
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James Thurber
Age: 66 †
Born: 1894
Born: December 18
Died: 1961
Died: November 2
Autobiographer
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Science Fiction Writer
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Columbus
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James Grover Thurber
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Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards. There is a sense of getting somewhere fast, which satisfies a native American urge.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.
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Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers 'flars' and I couldn't let it slide.
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Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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The Old Man ain’t afraid of hell
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
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I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight.
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No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.
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Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand.
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Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
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I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long with the drawings. The divine urge was no higher than that.
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