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It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.
James Thurber
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James Thurber
Age: 66 †
Born: 1894
Born: December 18
Died: 1961
Died: November 2
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James Grover Thurber
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This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave.
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He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
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I have the reputation for having read all of Henry James. Which would argue a misspent youth and middle age.
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Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
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God bless... God damn.
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Beautiful things don't ask for attention.
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