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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
James Thurber
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James Thurber
Age: 66 †
Born: 1894
Born: December 18
Died: 1961
Died: November 2
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I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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Don't get it right, just get it written.
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My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.
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I don't believe the writer should know too much where he's going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprint—old man propaganda.
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I hate women because they have brought into the currency of our language such expressions as all righty and yes indeedy and hundreds of others.
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He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.
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I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand.
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Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating.
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Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
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