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I never had a piece of toast particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.

James Payn

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James Payn
Age: 68 †
Born: 1830
Born: February 28
Died: 1898
Died: March 25
Novelist
Writer
Berks
Pieces
Buttered
Side
Toast
Sides
Toasts
Upon
Floor
Long
Fell
Always
Particularly
Never
Wide
Piece

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