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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
Actor
Advertising Person
Author
Film Producer
Novelist
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Television Producer
Newburgh
New York
James Brendan Patterson
James B. Patterson
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Bombs are good. I love bombs.--Iggy
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We'll all go out together when we go. Yes, we'll all go out together when we go. Oh, how the world will die From great fire in the sky. Yes, we'll all go out together when we go. (Total) Call me old fashioned but I'll take 'She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain' any day.
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Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.
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Angel screeched with fury and despair to the empty walls around her. I'm human, do you hear me? It hurts!
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Beware the anger of a patient man.
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What, eBay isn't good enough for us?
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Gazzy, man, jeezum! Fang exclaimed. What the heck have you been eating for God's sake? That was a smoke bomb! Gazzy defended himself. Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house!
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I whirled around and saw no one. No psychotic mad scientists, anyway. Jackpot, Max! Jackpot! It was was Fang, and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle. Especially hysterically. So for a second, this seemed like one of the weirder dreams of recent days.
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Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)
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...Drifting downstream in a row boat doesn't count against your life span.
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My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, ’cause I’m just funny that way.
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Don't depend on others to give you strength....Find it within yourself
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