Quote

I vill destroy de snickers bar! Gazzy(The Gas Man)

James Patterson

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
Actor
Advertising Person
Author
Film Producer
Novelist
Philanthropist
Screenwriter
Television Producer
Newburgh
New York
James Brendan Patterson
James B. Patterson
Destroy
Men
Snickers
Gas
Bars

More quotes by James Patterson

Image
Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts.
James Patterson
Image
If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?
James Patterson
Image
After all, Fnick is Superman, said Iggy. Shut up, Jeff, I said, but I was smiling. I lifted Iggy's fingers to my face so that he knew.
James Patterson
Image
What, eBay isn't good enough for us?
James Patterson
Image
Bad stuff happens. Sometimes it makes no sense at all. Sometimes its unfair. Sometimes, it just plain sucks. Bad stuff happens sometimes. Always remember that, but remember that you have to move on somehow. You just pick your head up and stare at something beautiful like the sky, or the ocean, and you move the hell on.
James Patterson
Image
He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total.
James Patterson
Image
Assume nothing, question everything.
James Patterson
Image
It is my time. The time of maximum ride.
James Patterson
Image
I'm a very good storyteller I have a lot of compassion for people. That's very useful for a novelist. A lot of novelists are snots. They're just mean people. I'm not a terribly skilled stylist, nor do I want to be. I want a lot of people to read one of my stories and go, 'That was pretty cool.'
James Patterson
Image
No one looks like Fang-dark and still and dangerous, like he's daring you to set him off. But I'd seen him rocking Angel when she'd hurt herself I'd seen him smile in his sleep I'd seen the deep, darkl ight in his eyes as he leaned over me... ~Max Max page 24
James Patterson
Image
Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some things—don’t leave your socks lying around—but so not strict about other things, like calling the cops about my bullet wound.
James Patterson
Image
This is not a democracy, I said, understanding he fear but unable to do anything about it. It's a Maxocracy.
James Patterson
Image
My life would never contain a convenient, pain-saving plan when it could stretch a problem out into an endless agony of uncertainty and torture.
James Patterson
Image
What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do
James Patterson
Image
I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love.
James Patterson
Image
Is that clear? said Borcht as clear as pea soup I said
James Patterson
Image
I didn't care for most of the books I was being asked to read in school. I started reading like crazy right after high school when I got a job in a mental hospital. I was working my way through college, and I did a lot of night shifts, and there was nothing to do. So I read like crazy, serious stuff, all the classics.
James Patterson
Image
Angel: What's sauerkraut? Max: You don't want it. Trust me.
James Patterson
Image
I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you to stay away from the third rail, but it sure came in handy this time.
James Patterson
Image
Jeez, was that a lion? Please tell me it’s behind bars. It’s a zoo, Iggy,” Nudge said, taking his arms and leading him. Everything’s behind bars.
James Patterson