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I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.” I stared at her. “I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings, lady! What were you thinking?

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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James Brendan Patterson
James B. Patterson
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