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They aren't the brightest crayons in the box -Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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Newburgh
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James Brendan Patterson
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My name is Daniel, and this is the first volume of my life story, which, hopefully, will be a very long and distinguished one. Who should you read it? Very good question. Maybe because this is your planet, and you have a right to know what's actually happening on it.
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Iggy: I'll grab a zebra Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!
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If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that would be us, I said. Because it's a miracle that we're not complete nut jobs and mutant disasters.
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Fang: Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?
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There's no such thing as a kid who hates reading. There are kids who love reading, and kids who are reading the wrong books.
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I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?
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Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature right then.
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So you have your price.... Your soul for a cookie.
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Have you been playing in toxic waste lately?
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Better readers are better thinkers.
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Be calm. Be Zen. You are Buddha.
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Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify.
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I'm gonna barf, I whispered to Fang,wiping my sweaty hands on my jeans. You'll be fine, he whipered back. You always are. I'm gonna die, I moaned. You can't die, he said a hint of a smile in his voice.You're the indesructible Max.
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I love movies and I like a lot of good television. At the end of the project, I don't care if they changed [it from the book], I just want to look at it and go, I loved that. That really turned out well.
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Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don't have one? I did.
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Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings? p. 12
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When I wanted information, it was silent when I didn't want to hear from it, it got chatty. It was alost as irritating as Fang.
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The receptionist looked us over, then went back to typing something incredibly urgent—like her résumé́ for another job.
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What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do
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I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max
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