Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.
James Patterson
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
Actor
Advertising Person
Author
Film Producer
Novelist
Philanthropist
Screenwriter
Television Producer
Newburgh
New York
James Brendan Patterson
James B. Patterson
Tests
Parents
Parent
Tube
Tubes
Turkeys
Turkey
Test
More quotes by James Patterson
Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some things—don’t leave your socks lying around—but so not strict about other things, like calling the cops about my bullet wound.
James Patterson
I have an idea. It’s risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out.” Iggy raised his head. “Sounds like my kind of idea.
James Patterson
Beware the anger of a patient man.
James Patterson
Great, they give blind kids guns, I said, trying to lessen his horror. I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually.
James Patterson
You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
James Patterson
So Fnick, can I change channel? Iggy asked. There's a game on. Make yourself at home, Figgy. Fang said.
James Patterson
You know, I guess I just don't like to talk a lot about sad things. Now you know my flaw. What good does it do to talk about sad things in the past?
James Patterson
I looked around. As flock leader, everyone was expecting me to make a decision. Jeb's presence here would bring uncertainty, chaos, probably danger. It would perk up my day.
James Patterson
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.
James Patterson
I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!
James Patterson
Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)
James Patterson
Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking.
James Patterson
Bombs are good. I love bombs.--Iggy
James Patterson
I’m not comfortable in this stadium,” I explained, trying to look calm. “I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls. But we’re still having fun, and Fang still loves you, and you’ll still save the world. Okay?
James Patterson
Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature right then.
James Patterson
But then we have to leave, have to. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way, Jane. That's just.. how it works
James Patterson
If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that would be us, I said. Because it's a miracle that we're not complete nut jobs and mutant disasters.
James Patterson
Yes, I said. My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.
James Patterson
Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.
James Patterson
The house was on fire, i greeted them tersely. In case you're interested. they both glanced up overhead as if to make sure the house was still standing. Fang sniffed, smelling the smoke. It's out, right? he said
James Patterson
