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Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
Actor
Advertising Person
Author
Film Producer
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Philanthropist
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Television Producer
Newburgh
New York
James Brendan Patterson
James B. Patterson
Toothpicks
Double
Burn
Angel
Forever
Wanted

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