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Jackpot, Max! Jackpot! It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically.

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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Television Producer
Newburgh
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James Brendan Patterson
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