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James Patterson
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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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Newburgh
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James Brendan Patterson
James B. Patterson
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Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.
James Patterson
If you're in the room, I want to be next to you. If you're gone, I think about you. You're who I want to talk to. In a fight, I want you at my back. When we're together the sun is shining. When we're apart, everything is in shades of gray.
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I have a number of writers I work with regularly. I write an outline for a book. The outlines are very specific about what each scene is supposed to accomplish.
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Great, they give blind kids guns, I said, trying to lessen his horror. I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually.
James Patterson
Iggy: Now what? Who you gonna call? A quiet voice in the hallway outside: Ghostbusters! (Captain Perry and John groan) John: That phrase is ruined forever.
James Patterson
I'm a very good storyteller I have a lot of compassion for people. That's very useful for a novelist. A lot of novelists are snots. They're just mean people. I'm not a terribly skilled stylist, nor do I want to be. I want a lot of people to read one of my stories and go, 'That was pretty cool.'
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I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And while I'd be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I'de be mush around an Eraser.
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Just for fun I flew in huge banking arcs, taking deep breaths, enjoying the feel of my newly weightless hair. The stylist had called it “wind tossed.” If only she knew.
James Patterson
I don't smile as much as I should, even though I smile inside a lot.
James Patterson
You're just here for the ride. For the incredible, indescribable Maximum Ride. --Max's Voice
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Part 3 BACK TO SCHOOL (THE NORMAL KIND)
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Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don't have one? I did.
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This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.
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You love him so much it feels like you can't go on without him. You feel like you might die without him.
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Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series
James Patterson
It was a pretty complete list. The kind of list one makes when one cannot fall asleep because one's thoughts keep swirling through one's brain like a bunch of sparrows on crack.
James Patterson
I don't think of myself as a writer.
James Patterson
What test? Asked Nudge. Max, you're incorruptible. Only by power. I said. You haven't tried chocolate yet.
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