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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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Newburgh
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Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to.
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It's been said that love finds you when you're ready.
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They're afraid of change, and we must change. They're afraid of the young, and we are the young. They're afraid of music, and music is our life. They're afraid of books, and knowledge, and ideas. They're most afraid of our magic.
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Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight- my mother began. I'm only eight years old, I said. How about I promise to be anorexic later?
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Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries. I opened my eyes wide. No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.
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If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?
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What are they teaching these thugs? -Why are there so many of them? -What is the Institute for Higher Aeronautics? -How many of the are there? There are only six of us! Why? -Why is DC public transportation so weird? -Why don't we mug those Eraser goons for money more often? -Fang's Blog
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you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.
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Being the leader means you have to make life or death decisions sometimes.
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I'm very emotional. I do feel stuff, for better or worse.
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Gazzy: What does that mean? (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!) Fang: It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn.
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Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong.
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Oz thinks I'm beautiful, she whispered to the stars.
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There's no such thing as a kid who hates reading. There are kids who love reading, and kids who are reading the wrong books.
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You stand out like a fart in a church.
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It's okay, Ig. said Fang. Just give it your best shot. Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.
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Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help myself
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Beware the anger of a patient man.
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I want to be a scientist who studies the ocean when I grow up. I would go out to sea, and scuba dive, and find new things, and National Geographic will hire me.” Sure, Nudge. Probably around the time I become president.
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I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!
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