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I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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James Brendan Patterson
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