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Man, you weigh a freaking ton, he told me. What've you been eating, rocks? Why, is your head missing some? I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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