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Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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James Brendan Patterson
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Bad stuff happens. Sometimes it makes no sense at all. Sometimes its unfair. Sometimes, it just plain sucks. Bad stuff happens sometimes. Always remember that, but remember that you have to move on somehow. You just pick your head up and stare at something beautiful like the sky, or the ocean, and you move the hell on.
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guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority. well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.
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