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My favorite books are actually very complicated - 'One Hundred Years of Solitude', 'Ulysses'.

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
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Newburgh
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James Brendan Patterson
James B. Patterson
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Ulysses
Solitude

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