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Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts.

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James Patterson
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 22
Actor
Advertising Person
Author
Film Producer
Novelist
Philanthropist
Screenwriter
Television Producer
Newburgh
New York
James Brendan Patterson
James B. Patterson
Peculiar
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Hollywood
People
Nuts

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I recommend you stick to your own species, Shy Babe. p. 155
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Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don't have one? I did.
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I love you Max,Fang said...God, Max I love you so much. I know. I thought. I've always known
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Is that clear? said Borcht as clear as pea soup I said
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Disappear where? You know what they say: curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself.
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Iggy. This is not a democracy, I said,(...)It's a Maxocracy.
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