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There are three stages to a man's life. 1. He laughs at Clark Griswold. 2. He sympathizes deeply with Clark Griswold. 3. He laughs at Clark Griswold.

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James Lileks
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: August 9
Journalist
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