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Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.

James Agate

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James Agate
Age: 69 †
Born: 1877
Born: September 9
Died: 1947
Died: June 6
Journalist
Literary Critic
Playwright
Theatre Critic
James Evershed Agate
Unless
Nobody
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Taught
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Bronchitis
Theatre
England

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