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Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

Jake Johannsen

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Jake Johannsen
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: July 28
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Iowa City
Iowa
Advice
Inside
Even
Razor
Never
Razors
Nose
Noses
Joke
Jokes

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People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.
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Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.
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