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Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

Jake Johannsen

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Jake Johannsen
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: July 28
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Iowa City
Iowa
Noses
Joke
Jokes
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Razors
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