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Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.

Jacob M. Appel

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Jacob M. Appel
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: January 1
Author
Historian
Human Rights Activist
Journalist
Medical Writer
Novelist
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New York City
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Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one person with whom you share the same internal chronometer.
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Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness.
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I can handle being married for my money it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause.
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Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it.
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If freedom means anything at all, it is the right to primacy in regard to sexuality, reproduction, medical care and death.
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Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
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The most dangerous ideas are not those that challenge the status quo. The most dangerous ideas are those so embedded in the status quo, so wrapped in a cloud of inevitability, that we forget they are ideas at all.
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Maybe that is the greatest of wonders: that we can be shaped so much by those we've known closely, and equally by those we've never known at all - and that we too can change the world long after we've left it.
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If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.
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A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.
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There is a fundamental difference, however, between asking to be permitted to keep a vegetative relative on costly machinery, and asking the taxpayers or society as a whole to pay for such machinery.
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This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the chest, but with an empty room, a crisp white bed, silence.
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The cold, cruel reality is that with one current justice now approaching ninety, and four others over seventy, the day will inevitably arrive when a sitting justice lies in an intensive care unit, both unable to resign and unable to resume his or her duties.
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