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I've found that my humor goes over big in London.

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Jackie Mason
Age: 93 †
Born: 1928
Born: June 9
Died: 2021
Died: July 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Rabbi
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Sheboygan
Wisconsin
Yacov Moshe Hakohen Maza
London
Humor
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The New York Times does an unbelievable amount of damage because every day television and radio stations along with the rest of media take their lead on the way the news should be presented along with what actually is the news.
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I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!
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I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
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I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humor doesn't know what he's talking about.
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When most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other hand, return and say I had this slice of cake in Austria, let me tell you, I don't know how they make it! It was great!
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Comparing what the Democrats offer to what the Republicans offer is like comparing the money I have in my pocket to what Bill Gates has in his.
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Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.
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Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.
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I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me, one Jew talking and that's it.
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It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.
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Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
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The main problem with the Democrats is their utter negativity. They're made up of schumucks and hypocrites. They also have higher levels of immorality.
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Predictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they really think will happen. There are so many variations and possibilities that there's no way to ever really know for certain.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.
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Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.
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It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying 'Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying 'Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!
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A person who speaks good English in New York sounds like a foreigner.
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I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me.
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People make fools out of themselves in all sorts of ways. No particular qualifications or particular criteria are necessary.
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