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Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

Jackie Gleason

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Jackie Gleason
Age: 70 †
Born: 1916
Born: January 1
Died: 1987
Died: January 1
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Brooklyn
New York
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