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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.

Jack Whitehall

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Jack Whitehall
Age: 36
Born: 1988
Born: July 7
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
City of Westminster
Jack Peter Benedict Whitehall
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