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Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

Jack Vance

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Jack Vance
Age: 96 †
Born: 1916
Born: August 28
Died: 2013
Died: May 26
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
San Francisco County
California
John Holbrook Vance
Jack Vance
John H. Vance
Farting
Conspicuous
Princess
Nothing

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Well, I think everything I've ever read contributes to the background from which I write.
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Mischief moves somewhere near and I must blast it with my magic.
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Beauty is a luster which love bestows to guile the eye. Therefore it may be said that only when the brain is without love will the eye look and see no beauty.
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This is no science, this is art, where equations fall away to elements like resolving chords, and where always prevails a symmetry either explicit or multiplex, but always of a crystalline serenity.
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Notice this rent in my garment I am at a loss to explain its presence! I am even more puzzled by the existence of the universe.
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The less a writer discusses his work and himself the better. The master chef slaughters no chickens in the dining room the doctor writes prescriptions in Latin the magician hides his hinges, mirrors, and trapdoors with the utmost care.
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There was a writer in the '20s called Christopher Morley, who I remember a little bit of, who had some influence on me, but I couldn't tell you what it was.
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An inch of foreknowledge is worth ten miles of after-thought.
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As I mentioned, I was a carpenter for a time.
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Since we are not permitted to act, we are obliged to know.
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But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but it's just so slow, I'm so terribly slow using it.
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I was an omnivore at reading, so that everything I ever read contributed.
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In the end, death came uniformly to all, and all extracted as much satisfaction from their dying as this essentially graceless process could afford.
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But, for instance, when I was awfully young, I read all the Oz books. They were an enormous influence on me.
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I categorically declare first my absolute innocence, second my lack of criminal intent, and third my effusive apologies.
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Count me not your friend but the enemy of your enemies.
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But Roy Rockwood, it was science fiction for the sake of science fiction.
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Beauty compelled admiration and erotic yearning such was its organic function. But never by itself could it command love.
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