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Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

Jack Vance

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Jack Vance
Age: 96 †
Born: 1916
Born: August 28
Died: 2013
Died: May 26
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
San Francisco County
California
John Holbrook Vance
Jack Vance
John H. Vance
Farting
Conspicuous
Princess
Nothing

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An inch of foreknowledge is worth ten miles of after-thought.
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Count me not your friend but the enemy of your enemies.
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While we are alive we should sit among colored lights and taste good wines, and discuss our adventures in far places when we are dead, the opportunity is past.
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Law cannot reach where enforcement will not follow. —Popular aphorism.
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