Most of the stuff I do is garbage.

Studio press agents make up anything they want to, and reporters go along with it. One flack created the legend that I had been blown up in an air crash during the war, and my face had to be put back together by way of plastic surgery. If it is a 'bionic face,' why didn't they do a better job of it?

I used to be six foot four. Now that I'm old, I slouch. So, I'm six foot three.

The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed.