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The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Jack Paar

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Jack Paar
Age: 85 †
Born: 1918
Born: May 1
Died: 2004
Died: January 27
Actor
Author
Game Show Host
Journalist
Television Presenter
Canton
Ohio
Jack Harold Paar
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California
Dying
Effort
Sound
Funny
Cemeteries
Keep
Cemetery
Real
Breathing

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