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People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

Jack Dee

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Jack Dee
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: September 24
Comedian
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Bromley
Language
Understand
Children
People
Smacking
Tourists
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I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the surface there is nothing wrong with a person being well-ordered and disciplined. Nothing, except that it leaves the impression of that person having lived in the confines of a stark institution which, although he or she has long since left, remains within.
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I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it.
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I had a longing for ritual, something I could cling to, a routine to make me feel well and contented. I hoped that reading Bible commentaries and theological critiques would nudge me closer to some kind of absolute that I could hold up as a torch to light my way.
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I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.
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I think it is more a cautiousness that protects me from enthusiasm about things. I tend not to get excited. People perceive it as a scowl, which is fair enough.
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But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of England, it feels like visiting an elderly relative. And I think it's important that part of the kids' education is knowing about the Bible.
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If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.
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They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom
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And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.
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Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there'.
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