Ask Mother for advice on breaking into show business.

During my childhood, I was surrounded by actors and all I remember is they were fun to be around. That kind of sticks.

If you do something and it proves to be a success, then people go 'get him to do that type of thing again, but only slightly different'. Either you do that or you go 'No! I want to play a leprous, lesbian dwarf from Guatemala!' But those parts just aren't coming to me.

Gay nightclubs offer better dance music.

I grew up in an acting family. I was heavily discouraged from doing it myself when I was young, which is the only responsible route to take with any child, because its not necessarily the easiest of lives.