Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.
Jack Black
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jack Black
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: April 7
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Guitarist
Music Producer
Musician
Screenwriter
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Santa Monica
California
Thomas Jacob Black
Thomas Black
JB
Jables
Jablinski
Always
Dollars
People
Hundred
Married
Thousand
Getting
Seems
Upwards
Feel
Absurd
Feels
Spending
More quotes by Jack Black
Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that.
Jack Black
The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: What was that you were listening to papa? And I'll say: Nothing son, you're not ready.
Jack Black
It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.
Jack Black
Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.
Jack Black
You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore
Jack Black
I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.
Jack Black
You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.
Jack Black
When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
Jack Black
Habit is the strongest thing in life.
Jack Black
It's a mistake to just go make a movie where the whole thing is talking down to the kids like, Ok, we gotta bring the IQ of this movie down because it's a kids movie You don't have to do that, kids can laugh and parents can laugh at different parts and that's fun, and you see that with all of the great kids movies.
Jack Black
I look for good directors mainly because if you do enough of movies where there's not a real creative vision behind it, you start to turn into a robot and you want to jump off a bridge.
Jack Black
There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
Jack Black
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
Jack Black
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011].
Jack Black
There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.
Jack Black
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
Jack Black
When I was in High School I fell for pretty much any girl I ever met. But I was so desperate that I couldn't get any of them because they sensed my desperation! After many, many years, I learned to relax and just be myself.
Jack Black
I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, Wow, you look much better now.
Jack Black
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
Jack Black
I serve society by rocking!
Jack Black
