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When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
Jack Black
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Jack Black
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: April 7
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I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.
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