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Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it.

J.R. Ward

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There aren't any syringes. Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. I know you'll use this wisely. Wisely? She snapped the syringe out of his hand. No, I'm going to poke him in the eye with it. Because that's what they trained me to do in medical school.
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In an earlier life, were you a pair of brakes? Try a brick wall.
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Wrath jammed a finger in V’s face. “Don’t follow me. We clear? You don’t follow me.” “You stupid fool,” V said with total exhaustion. “You’re the king. We all must follow you.
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Man, that did his ego good. Matter of fact, she hit him with anything like that again, he was going to feel like he could bench-press a city bus. With a jet plane on its roof.
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What are the rules, The cop said. There are none. Vishous spread his stance and braced himself. Do whatever you want...but you have to break me. You've got to tear me apart.
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In quick succession, Qhuinn reviewed his answers: No, of course not, the knife was acting of its own volition. I was actually trying to stop it...No, I only meant to give him a shave...No, I didn't realize that slicing open someone's jugular was going to lead to death.
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I wish to be naked before you, she commanded. Make it so, Manuel.
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No stonger allies no greater friends no bigger fighters of honor could a king behould then these assembled afore me mine brothers mine blood
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The smile he gave her was wistful, just a little lift to his mouth. You are a fighter. Yes. Always. And sometimes I'm a whole army.
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I can't... I find that I can't concentrate. On anything. I can't really... Rhage's eyes drifted to Zsadist. How do you live with it? All the anger. The pain. The...
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You never realized how thick your fog was until it lifted.
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As much as we have free choice, absolute destiny is immutable. What is meant to happen does, through one measure or another.
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[Devina] “You know, Adrian, you ever get bored with being a Goody Two-shoes, you could come over to my side.” “Because you have cookies, right.” Those black eyes returned to his own. “And so much more.” “Well, I’m on a diet. Sorry—but thanks for the invite.
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The warrior (Zsadist) rolled his black eyes. Come on, man. What does it matter to me? You, Tohr. Britney Spears.
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Nothing that passes between us will ever be wrong. Come back to me.
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All kings are blind. The good ones see this and use more than their eyes to lead.
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You are perfect for a female. Not where I come from. Then they're using the wrong standard.
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