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Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it.

J.R. Ward

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Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—” Holy hypoxia, Batman.
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I love her so damned much. Manny heard himself say. “That’s my heart right there. That’s my woman”.
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You have cable?” He nodded toward her TV. She tossed him the clicker. “Sure do. And if I remember, there’s a Godzilla marathon on TBS tonight.” “Sweet,” the vampire said, kicking his legs out. “I always root for the monster.” She smiled at him. “Me, too.
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Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom.
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From one king to another, know that I'm giving you the middle finger right now. And he was, with a smile.
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[Devina] “You know, Adrian, you ever get bored with being a Goody Two-shoes, you could come over to my side.” “Because you have cookies, right.” Those black eyes returned to his own. “And so much more.” “Well, I’m on a diet. Sorry—but thanks for the invite.
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You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!
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Take off your coat. Excuse me? Take it off. No. I want it off. Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you. [Vishous to Jane]
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A hand landed on his shoulder like an anvil. “How’d you like to stay for dinner?” Butch looked up. The guy was wearing a baseball cap and had some kind of marking—was that a tattoo, on his face? “How’d you like to be dinner?” said another one, who looked like some kind of model.
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All kings are blind. The good ones see this and use more than their eyes to lead.
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I can't... I find that I can't concentrate. On anything. I can't really... Rhage's eyes drifted to Zsadist. How do you live with it? All the anger. The pain. The...
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he(Quinn)put his hand out to his friend. “I’ll lay my life down for you.With or Without that piece of paper
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There was both love and despair in his voice. He was truly handicapped when it came to emotions, and falling in love hadn't changed that.
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Blay was the closest thing to an angel Qhuinn had ever come near.
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There was a heavy, dark pause of vast significance. Which Jim broke by flashing his hands and belting out, “Booga-wooga!” At least Eddie laughed. Adrian flipped Jim the bird and headed to the fridge for another beer.
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God, he was probably too young to be this old, but life had a way of being about experience, rather than calendar days.
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I have no words. Sixteen languages, but no words. -Vishous
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But Tudor mansions on manicured grounds didn't look right with their grand front doors wide open to the night. It was like a debutante flashing her bra thanks to a wardrobe malfunction.
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We don’t have to talk about Zsadist. That’s okay. He’s the most interesting part of me.
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