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When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

J. P. Donleavy

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J. P. Donleavy
Age: 91 †
Born: 1926
Born: April 23
Died: 2017
Died: September 11
Non-Fiction Writer
Novelist
Playwright
Writer
Brooklyn
New York
James Patrick Donleavy
J.P. Donleavy
Wonder
Porter
Dies
Dublin
Funny
Pubs
Death
Barrel
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Dessert
Served
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