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J. K. Rowling
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: July 31
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Listeners, that brings us to the end of another Potterwatch. We don’t know when it will be possible to broadcast again, but you can be sure we shall be back. Keep twiddling those dials: the next password will be ‘Mad-Eye.’ Keep each other safe. Keep faith. Good night.
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Directly above them, framed in the doorway from the Brain Room, stood Albus Dumbledore, his wand aloft, his face white and furious. Harry felt a kind of electric charge surge through every particle of his body - they were saved.
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It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.
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I'm a real sucker for guitars. I've had a crush on many, many a guitarist.
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I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now - A telephone, Ron, said Hermione. Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year.
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Dumbledore was on his feet again, pale as any of the surrounding Inferi, but taller than any too, the fire dancing in his eyes his wand was raised like a torch and from its tip emanated the flames, like a vast lasso, encircling them all with warmth.
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Dementors caused a person to relive the worst moments of their life. What would spoiled, pampered, bullying Dudley have been forced to hear?
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He had been so busy getting away from the library, he hadn't paid attention to where he was going.
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Life, for Colin, was one long brace against pain and disappointment, and everybody apart from his wife was an enemy until proven otherwise.
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Professor,” Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do anything — he just caught fire —
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There,” she said softly. “Now he could be sleeping.
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Once, long ago, Parminder had told Barry the story of Bhai Kanhaiya, the Sikh hero who had administered to the needs of those wounded in combat, whether friend or fo. When asked why he gave aid indiscriminately, Bahai Kanhaiya had replied that the light of God shone from every soul, and that he had been unable to distinguish between them.
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Don’ you worry, Harry. You’ll learn fast enough. Everyone starts at the beginning at Hogwarts, you’ll be just fine. Just be yerself. I know it’s hard. Yeh’ve been singled out, an’ that’s always hard. But yeh’ll have a great time at Hogwarts — I did — still do, ’smatter of fact.
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Who's Kreacher? The house-elf who lives here, said Ron. Nutter. Never met one like him. He is not a nutter, said Hermione. His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother, said Ron. Is that normal, Hermione?
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I think it's difficult to be honest about certain aspects of my work without acknowledging that I have experienced or felt or questioned certain of the themes in the books.
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It's just hard, Harry said finally, in a low voice, to realize he won't write me again
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Her voice was now so shrill only bats would be able to hear it soon, but she had reached a level of indignation that rendered her temporarily speechless.
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Hermione: You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cocroach! Ron: Hermione, no! He's no worth it.
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Dudley had reached roughly the size and weight of a young killer whale.
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At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability.
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