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J. K. Rowling
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: July 31
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And sure enough, in seeking to become superhuman this foolhardy young man renders himself inhuman. The heart that he has locked away slowly shrivels and grows hair, symbolising his own descent to beasthood.
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I did not set out to convert anyone to Christianity.
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I want to fall in love with something in the way I fell in love with the idea of Harry before I write anything else.
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I won't blast people out of my way just because they're there' said Harry. 'That's Voldemort's job.
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Ah, Harry, how often this happens, even between the best of friends! Each of us believes that what he has to say is much more important than anything the other might have to contribute!
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Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you.
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It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
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Pity you can't attach an extra arm to your [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.
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I scared Stephen King.
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There is no part of me that feels that I represented myself as your children’s babysitter or their teacher. I was always, I think, completely honest. I’m a writer, and I will write what I want to write.
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I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursely.
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Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?
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You are the true master of death, because the true master does not seek to run away from Death.
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The spells are made up. I have met people who assure me, very seriously, that they are trying to do them, and I can assure them, just as seriously, that they don’t work.
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I sat and thought for four (delayed train) hours, and all the details bubbled up in my brain, and this scrawny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who didn't know he was a wizard became more and more real to me.
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Death obsesses me, yes it does. I can't really understand why it doesn't obsess everyone - I think it does really, I'm just a little more out about it.
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Harry, guess what? said Tonks from her perch on top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her left hand at him a ring glittered there.
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Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down.
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No, there's no University for Wizards. At the moment I'm only planning to write seven Harry Potter books. I won't say never, but I have no plans to write an eighth book.
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Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they? said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. When they hear what you did this year? Proud? said Harry. Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious.
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