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J. K. Rowling
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: July 31
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Well, [bad] times like that bring out the best in some people and the worst in others.
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Death is just life's next big adventure.
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You’d think a bit of kissing would cheer her up.
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Decent people are so easy to manipulate, Potter.
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Then he heard a terrible cry that pulled at his insides, that expressed agony of a kind that neither flame nor curse could cause, and he stood up, swaying, more frightened than he had been that day, more frightened, perhaps, than he had been in his whole life.
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Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely, said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low-cut. Ginny glanced round, grinning, winked at Harry, then quickly faced the front again.
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The hook-nosed teacher looked past Quirrell’s turban straight into Harry’s eyes — and a sharp, hot pain shot across the scar on Harry’s forehead.
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The presence of hundreds of books had finally convinced Hermione that what they were doing was right.
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Why had he never appreciated the miracle that he was, brain and nerve and bounding heart?
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I never know, Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite? Stalagmite's got an 'm' in it, said Hagrid.
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Depression is the most unpleasant thing I have ever experienced. . . . It is that absence of being able to envisage that you will ever be cheerful again. The absence of hope. That very deadened feeling, which is so very different from feeling sad. Sad hurts but it's a healthy feeling. It is a necessary thing to feel. Depression is very different.
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They run off eckeltricity, do they? he said knowledgeably. Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs, he added to Uncle Vernon. And batteries. Got a large collection of batteries.
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The last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to the pair of us?' Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him.
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Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.
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Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow — we’re identical!
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