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... even the most sublimely accomplished non-stop talker can't consistently please.

J. D. Salinger

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J. D. Salinger
Age: 91 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 1
Died: 2010
Died: January 27
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New York City
New York
Jerome David Salinger
Jerome Salinger
Please
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Sublimely
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Talkers
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Accomplished

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I was surrounded by phonies...They were coming in the goddam window.
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I knew it wasn't too important, but it made me sad anyway.
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When I really worry about something, I don’t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don’t go. I’m too worried to go. I don’t want to interrupt my worrying to go.
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I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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