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I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

J. D. Salinger

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J. D. Salinger
Age: 91 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 1
Died: 2010
Died: January 27
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New York City
New York
Jerome David Salinger
Jerome Salinger
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That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.
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If sentiment doesn't ultimately make fibbers of some people, their natural abominable memories almost certainly will.
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I just never felt so fantastically rocky in my entire life.
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Boy, did he depress me! I don't mean he was a bad guy- he wasn't. But you don't have to be bad guy to depress somebody- you can be a good guy and do it.
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Her joke of a name aside, her general unprettiness aside, she was, in terms of permanently memorable, immoderately perceptive, small-area faces, a stunning and final girl.
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If I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so.
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I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question.
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I kept picturing all these little kids in this big field of rye... If they're running and they don't look where they're going, I have to come out from somewhere and catch them.
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Zooey said... It would be very nice to come home and be in the wrong house. To eat dinner with the wrong people by mistake, sleep in the wrong bed by mistake, and kiss everybody good-bye in the morning thinking they were your own family.
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Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.
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Were most of your stars out? Were you busy writing your heart out?
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In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.
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Yet a real artist, I've noticed, will survive anything. (Even praise, I happily suspect.)
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After I go out this door, I may only exist in the minds of all my acquaintances…I may be an orange peel.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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But I was afraid of the questions (much more than the accusations) you might both put to me.
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Let's just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze everything to death for once, if possible. Especially me. I love you.
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I privately say to you, old friend... please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
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I ignored the flashes of lightning all around me. They either had your number on them or they didn't.
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