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Give me an honest con man any day.
J. D. Salinger
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J. D. Salinger
Age: 91 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 1
Died: 2010
Died: January 27
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Jerome David Salinger
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I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.
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