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I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

J. D. Salinger

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J. D. Salinger
Age: 91 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 1
Died: 2010
Died: January 27
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New York City
New York
Jerome David Salinger
Jerome Salinger
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Terrific
Liars
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly... But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
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If there is an amateur reader still left in the world - or anybody who just reads and runs - I ask him or her, with untellable affection and gratitude, to split the dedication of this book four ways with my wife and children.
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I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.
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She said she knew she was able to fly because when she came down she always had dust on her fingers from touching the light bulbs.
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People never believe you.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn't stink a little bit of the writer's pride in having given up his pride.
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Give me a story that just makes me unreasonably vigilant. Keep me up till five only because all your stars are out, and for no other reason.
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Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.
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This is God's universe, buddy, not yours, and he has the final say about what's ego and what isn't.
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I'd swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I'd hate it. I wouldn't even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong things. If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet.
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If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable.
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I felt so lonesome, all of a sudden. I almost wished I was dead.
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We don't talk, we hold forth. We don't converse, we expound.
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When I really worry about something, I don’t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don’t go. I’m too worried to go. I don’t want to interrupt my worrying to go.
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I kept picturing all these little kids in this big field of rye... If they're running and they don't look where they're going, I have to come out from somewhere and catch them.
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Some of my best friedns are children. In fact, all of my best friends are children.
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