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Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
J. B. Smoove
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J. B. Smoove
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: December 16
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Plymouth
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Jerry Angelo Brooks
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