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I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
J. B. Smoove
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J. B. Smoove
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: December 16
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Plymouth
North Carolina
Jerry Angelo Brooks
Jerry Brooks
Pineapple
Pineapples
Hilarious
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Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.
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Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?
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That's what I am I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.
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True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.
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If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.
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I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.
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I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!
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Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.
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I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
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There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two.
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If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.
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My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
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I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.
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This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
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Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.
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I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.
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When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.
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A lot of comedians are selfish.
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I was the hallway clown in high school.
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I think comedy evolves constantly. I reinvent myself all the time. I always find a way to entertain myself because I truly believe you have to entertain yourself in order to relate it the right way to your audience.
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