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J. B. Smoove
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: December 16
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There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two.
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All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.
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Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.
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I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.
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You can't take everything that is offered to you. I pass on a lot of stuff, because I truly believe that I will shine better if I could do it 200 percent rather than do it 80 percent and make it so-so.
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I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I want to bring across. Once you figure out your brand and what you do, it's kind of easy at that. You end up getting your audience.
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I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone I loved his physicality I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.
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I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
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Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?
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Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.
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That's what I am I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.
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Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.
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You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.
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I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.
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I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.
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My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
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I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.
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What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.
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It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.
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I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.
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