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I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.

J. B. Smoove

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J. B. Smoove
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: December 16
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Plymouth
North Carolina
Jerry Angelo Brooks
Jerry Brooks
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Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?
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True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.
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All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.
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Pursuing your dreams involves you accepting where you want to go. Don't allow anybody else to talk you out of things or discourage you from doing whatever you want to do. You can hold on to your dream and never pursue it or you can start pursuing it. If you can see it, or if you can envision it... it can happen.
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I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
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I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!
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It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.
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I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.
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Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't like to be robotic onstage. I like to perform for that particular audience.
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I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.
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Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.
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What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.
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Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.
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You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over.
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Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.
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I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
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Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.
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I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.
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I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.
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I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.
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