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I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.

J. B. Smoove

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J. B. Smoove
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: December 16
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Plymouth
North Carolina
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I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.
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I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.
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I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
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I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
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A lot of comedians are selfish.
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All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.
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Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't like to be robotic onstage. I like to perform for that particular audience.
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I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.
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To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has.
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If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn't have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn't have passed away, I wouldn't have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would've never auditioned for Curb.
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I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.
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People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.
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You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.
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I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.
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I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.
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I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.
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I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
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When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn't know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was.
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You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.
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