Computers will be the death of us all.

You know who has tenure? The pope has tenure. The Queen of England has tenure. So does Fidel and the communists - because they represent the people, of course (scoff). Federal judges have tenure as well - no federal judge has ever successfully been removed. And then there's the college professors. Me. How do you like that?

I began a conversation with the heads of our esteemed department of political science, and instantly I concluded, 'Hopelessly incompetent!