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All men are liars. All women are liars, too.

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If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don’t compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he’ll be thrilled, because he took you there.
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Screwy, I said. Is that a medical term? Of course.
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Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.
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I'm sorry about the dinner. Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.
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I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft. I bet. He almost purred. I gulped.
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Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.
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I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.
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Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.
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I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him. 'What's this?' 'A needle.' 'What should I do with it?' He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room.' - Kate & Saiman
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Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.
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He referred to you as his little snack. He's a sweetie.
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Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
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Our stares connected and we were quiet for a long minute, united by our misery. At least he understood me and I understood him. A fine pair we make,” he said. Yeah.
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What's with the cute shoelace on your head? What this? He flicked the end of the cord with his finger. Yeah. Rambo called, he wants his bandana back.
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Kate had never met a person she didn't want to protect, preferably by hacking at the hostile parties with her sword.
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Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.
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I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.
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